I mean seriously, what do you want from me? I gave you my honest answer; I guessed on all the quizzes. 

Ok, it would make sense if i had forgotten about something i bought. However, the weird thing is I don’t buy the items that were listed. Monster energy drink, apples, skinny cow brand something and 2 candy bars. I never buy those kinds of things and i rarely buy candy. So if it was mine just the candy part would make sense. I dislike energy drinks and therefore have never bought one. Can this be anymore freaky???

Le me at a con

OMG sees awesome Sailor Saturn cosplay dkjcsdjhfjasdglfjsghfjhsd

~asks for a pic~

When i’m checking pics out at home afterwards it turns out to be the only one that came out super mega hella dark. Seriously? Like Efiin Srsly??? That was my fav pic of them all T.T 

Ok, most of it happened before this part, I just can’t remember. I was at this place chasing people/being chased, i don’t know why. So then i ran into this guy on the subway track with my bike but not very hard. Him & his friends didn’t notice. So i turned the corner & it was like a house & got lower like a parking garage level & there was this chair & in the darkness of the lowest level there was a bunch of seemingly useless garbage. Then i noticed something peculiar, a D-power? I put it in the pocket of my cargo pants & kept looking. I came across a custom laptop with pikachu design on it. I also took that. Then i started having visions of NSFW stuff & the chair was involved then i was like WTF??? I kept going back to this place everyday to see if i could find more stuff, & i was just trying not to get caught. The next day i found another D-power but the place was different this time, they had definitely rearranged. Then all of a sudden i hear “Red Alert!” over & over. It was loud & i figured i should take my leave. I believe this is where it changed to me being at school. The food looked amazing & i was trying to get a slice of pizza but half of it fell & the lunch lady tried to put it on my plate & i grabbed it out of her hand before she did so & threw it away. Side Note: Disgusting SOB. Then I went to pay & the other lunch lady was letting the whole world & their mom go before me even though I was at the front of the line. ~Other stuff I don’t remember~ Then I’m at home & I check the time, I’m not late for school. I go to school in my car. Stuff happens that i don’t remember but i keep checking my watch, something happened & i went back home. There was this black cat that was trying to get in the house but i didn’t let it. The front door closed but the metal screen door was warped & wouldn’t stay closed. This lady that I’ve never seen b4 opened the door. I told her not to let the cat in & she helped me close the doors. Then I started walking to school & i thought the cat would follow me cause it was pissed but it didn’t. Just then i see 2 coworkers walking down the street behind me. So i go over to them & we walked together. This didn’t last log because 1 of them told me about the books they had just bought. I go back home & there is a huge ship on the street having a book fair. When I got on it was if i was watching a movie. My bff was there & the guy running the place told him to take whatever he wanted b/c he was closing & the boss man was going to throw out the remains. Then, somehow there was this new girl & she was trying to get my best friends attention (they were both nowhere in sight, it was just implied, weird, i know). NEways, she eventually got his attention by pretending to give up on her dream job & having him “convince” her to pursue it because she had what it takes. Then I was like ok skank, get off my bff’s nut sack. So i was going back to school & she was driving my best friend so I naturally tagged along. I noticed my car wasn’t at home. (On the way back to school I realized that i left my car there.) So as we’re driving along. I spot my car so i open the door, jump out, & run to it. I’m trying to show her up now by passing her. Idk how this happened but as i tried to pass her my car was suddenly gone & there was just me. WTF??? Where’s my car! So i go running up & down streets & i’m so sad b/c my car is missing. Ok, so i’m back home & i keep checking my watch cause school is about to start. I go into the RR to find 4+ rolls of toilet paper in the toilet water & it’s near overflowing. The rolls where thrown in whole. I was like who is the retard that did this??? So i wait a while & when i went back it was normal but i didn’t use the rr, i just left. Then i was watching TV & there was the strangest thing. Naked women & men. Guy was on guy, guy was on girl, girl was on girl, everyone on everyone, everyone on themselves. Then a masked clothed woman appears & starts singing. It was lady gaga. This was the MV to her new song, can’t remember what it was called. I think that’s it. 

I wanted to buy this one thing but when I click to buy it says transaction declined because the item was no longer available. So then i found a different seller with the same item & when i clicked buy it said I wanted 3 & the price was $45 or some s***. So then I was like WT actual F is going on??? So i changed it to ONE & proceeded to check out. Before confirming payment I went to my purchase history & it says that I bought the 1st item which was supposedly “declined” & it says I bought 2 of that item from the 2nd seller. So They want me to pay for 3 copies of the same thing when I only wanted ONE. FUUU Ebay, I’m going to contact support tomorrow, Grrrr!

Retarded person: You have no description, is the back red, does the blade fold into the holder, how long is the blade???

Me: Seriously??? Your only legitimate question is “how long is the blade.” 

1. The name is a description and is the pictures.

2. If the pictures show both sides then obviously one has to be red.

3. It’s called a folding blade, it’s apparent that it folds.

4. I swear this person is retarded. 

[Selling Charizard Pokemon card. 

Is that a pokemon card? You never specified.] - Same difference -.-

~insert i had no idea & r u effin kidding me guy here~

Now i have to fix it again, Thanks dad!

rockingirlexii:

Difficulty Level: Easy>Medium>Hard>Expert>Asian

Ok, i had been up since the day before at noon. I worked a 9 hour shift, didn’t get any sleep, had to be at work 7 hours later, when i went to get breakfast they screwed up my order, i didn’t have much money so i was starving & tired at work, when i go back they give me a a free meal but when i get home and eat it it tastes a bit rancid. So i go sleep and wake up 8 hours later; It’s now midnight. I was suppose to trade pokemon with my sissy (rp) via wi-fi & hang with my friends. Then, i went to the kitchen because i was starving. I see there’s popcorn chicken in the fridge. So, i rejoice and heat it up. When i get back to my room and bite into it i realize that it’s fried shrimp. I spit it out, and went back to the fridge. I saw what appeared to be homemade fried chicken. So i heat that up and it was as i suspected: fried fish. What the hell’s wrong with my dad??? So, i ate it because i was hungry, i put the shrimp back in the fridge. I swear, this lemon meringue pie was the highlight of my days.