persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.
Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night
Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.
Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.
baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along
Sly 2: You stop people from putting spice on food.
Crash Bandicoot: You jump on crates.
Metal Gear Solid 4: you’re an old man
Dragon Age: Origins: You run around a country for two years with a bunch of douches
Grand Theft Auto: You drive around and do stuff
Pokemon: You walk around constantly encountering creatures in the wild & creepy people always get in your way & give you useless information.
